My friend sent me the song fireflies which I promptly disliked due to the excessive amount of techno and autotune ( I think ).
Then when I invited him over to my house he bought another song ( using my money lol ) by the same band, Owl City, called Dental Care. The lyrics are:
I brush my teeth,
and look in the mirror!
And laugh out loud,
as I'm beaming from ear to ear!
After hearing this I wondered how in gods name did this song become so popular? It's like he could sing about the packaging information on a pack of peanuts and people would call it great music.
The lyrics then turn into:
I'd rather pick flowers
! ( WTF? )
Then the lyrics became some inaudible hippy rant, then he went on to talk about his teeth again.
The song fireflies, by the way, is no. 1 on itunes.
In conclusion, I will leave you this, if you think the fireflies problem is not a serious one, think again.
More Lyrics:
I've been to the dentist a thousand times
so I know the drill.
I straighten my hair, sit back in the chair
Have a seat, he says, pleasantly!
PS: It's actually a song and not a journal in case your mistaken.
When hygienists leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on,
OMFG, IM CRYING ITS SO TERRIBLE.
In conclusion of my conclusion, think again if you still don't think there is some problem with todays youth,
More lyrics:
Golf and alchohol don't mix
( -Facepalm- )